I'm a really punny person
I'll show you exactly why
But please don't PUNish me
If you laugh so much that you die !
Well I would start of with a chemistry joke
But I know I won't get a reaction
And I would move on to mathematics but
2 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions
Now take my advice here
To write with a broken pencil is pointless
Said even the roundest night at King Arthur's round table
That would be Sir Cumference
Hmm...I once heard a joke about amnesia
But I forgot how it goes
Oh ! I smell a bad pun coming
But I don't know....who nose !
I was wondering how lightning works
When it finally struck me
At least I know sign language
I must say it's pretty handy !
The man who invented the door knocker ?
Well he won a No Bell prize
And have you heard about the discovery of "Ah" ?
It's the Element of Surprise !
I used to have a fear of hurdles
But I got over it soon
What did Neil Armstrong say after he was back on earth ?
"Neil before me, I was second on the moon. "
Have you tried eating a clock before ?
It's very time consuming
But a good baker should rise to the occasion
It's the yeast he should be doing !
The world of puns is endless
And I could go on on
So just remember the importance
Of the ever funny pun !
lol!!
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